Saturday, June 11, 2005
The Sydniee Mourning Hairalds: Friday, 10th of June - Two mentally disordered teenagers discovered the wonders of hair wax and brought an impack to the world of fashion and hairstyle unintentionally. They actually defied the Newton Law of Gravity and created a hairstyle that stunned the whole universe. They are Serial murderer Jonathan Low from the Puduraya Jail, Malaysia and self-aclaimmed pro hairdresser that burns peoples hair Mayboo Tan from the Singapore National Prison for Nuttos. Both of them escaped from individual prisons and anyhow managed to meet up with each other. They experimented their crazyness with an innocent victim known as Ven Chiang. She was talking over the public phone about 10.30 when Jonathan and Mayboo suddenly attacked her from behind. Covering her hair with wax and then grab and pull it. It is obvious that Mayboo is trying to burn her hair. She managed to escape from them and reported to the nearest police station. Sydniee Police claimed that those two insane teenagers are still on the lose and are they still currently looking for them. Please be cautious at all times. Please inform the authorities if anyone had witnessed the attack.
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